Sadly, we have to announce that Novice Sr. Judy got it all wrong the other day, when applying her white face. Instead of a nicely sharpened eye liner pencil, she picked up a scapel blade and proceeded to hack wildly until Sr BangBang wrenched it from her sweaty hands. Things have healed, but left a slightly rearranged face on our Judy. Let this be a lesson, lady.
To be honest, it’s a vast improvement. I’ve sen her first thing in the morning before she applies her make-up… with a trowel. Honestly she looks like a doner kebab that’s been left out in the rain.